captain's honor

Captain's Honor is some suicidal, sentimental BS that involves the captain going down with his ship if it sinks. That's literally throwing your life away for no reason. Screw that! I'm getting off this ship!

Because of the Captain's Honor, he chose to go down with his ship.

by Atomic_Thomas July 10, 2016

Captain Fanta

Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"

Captain Fanta is better than Captain Coke

by PikaGamer Spacemon January 23, 2018

Captain crunch

Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.

Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *

by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

Captain Bitch

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.

Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Captain Dylan

Captain Dylan is the greatest character in the Duke Nukem series. He's a billion times better than any other character, Duke included. He's super tough, super sexy, and super annoying- I mean funny.

In a way...

Dylan is Duke.

J: Did you hear about Captain Dylan's victory against the aliens, G?
G: Yeah! Awesome stuff!

by slap_mcbald October 16, 2021

Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos

Captain Persassy is so cool!

by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 18, 2021