Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.
Ted: How's that art project coming along?
Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
by Assasaurus September 30, 2007
1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade
See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade
See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
1
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...
2
Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...
2
Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
by Jsten November 29, 2008
When a woman is giving a blowjob, and she's spinning around the mans penis, and she suddenly shits a bucket of chowmein in a spiral around the room.
by Shitbox Charlie December 11, 2012
A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding
by ColeConrad May 31, 2021
Chinese Cream Pie
I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 01, 2022
Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
by W&R INC. December 17, 2019
Sexual postiion with woman on top.
by Spinroyd October 15, 2013