Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.

My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me

by wilc December 21, 2008

Reverse Butt Chug

To fill your mouth with alcohol, then blow the alcohol through a tube into a person's ass. Then suck the alcohol back out of the person's ass.

Man I totally reverse butt chugged out of your girlfriend's ass last night, and I got fucking smashed!

by B-Rad 69 November 24, 2009

butt flow

Much like the term "flow" which is popular in the lacrosse culture, butt flow is when a person has extremely long and ungroomed butt hair, or butt flow.

When Brad drunkenly got naked the whole party saw his butt flow.
At the soup kitchen the ugly woman bet over exposing her butt flow confirming our suspicions that she was a dude.

by pootermanbuffalo June 21, 2010

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.

Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.

by Ken Kennedy December 16, 2012

Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.

My boyfriend has a bumper butt

by Gpnfa July 10, 2014