by classyyhoe October 19, 2017
Get the instagram boyfriend mug.A male co-worker who acts like a female co-worker's boyfriend, only at work. NOTE: This is not a "friends with benefits" type of scenerio; strictly platonic ... minus the occassional bootie brush up.
by Dentonio May 27, 2010
Get the Office Boyfriend mug.A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
Get the Zombie Boyfriend mug.Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*
by HiImTye June 26, 2012
Get the Pocket Boyfriend mug.January 6th the day of the year you can tease and bully your boyfriend without feeling bad, if he teases you then today is your day to tease him back:)
g: you seriously want to hug me?
b: why wouldn't I?
g: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your boyfriend day!
b: why wouldn't I?
g: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your boyfriend day!
by Nedwazoski January 3, 2020
Get the national bully your boyfriend day mug.Someone who is family friendly. Someone who’s first game has probably been GTA 5. Someone who doesn’t like fun and just sits in the depths of their own shadows all day and night wondering when the next pizza is going to arrive.
by Vitex June 1, 2022
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