Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC

by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022

better lifing

referring to improving quality of life; like saying better living but large life changes aren't made

ahh John looks good, he must be better lifing.

by sir.raiahhhh March 20, 2022

Better-in-law

When you like your in-laws more than your parents.

I can’t wait to go to my better-in-laws for the weekend.

by Skik24 March 25, 2022

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Better Difference

A difference that is better rather than worse.

Us having different color eyes is a better difference than one having a limb and one not.

by catcheevee May 4, 2022

Bettie

Bettie is a word to define 'Best friend' 'Bestie' and if you're lucky you can put a number a number after it

Hi bettie 1! Hi Bettie 0! want to call today? cc rn sry

by Lavendery May 20, 2022