ass biscuit

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your bum

i just let out an ass biscuit

by Geoff May 30, 2004

cooter biscuit

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011

disco biscuit

A slang term for MDMA. A nice little pill that can help you dance ALL night long.

The guy in the tigger suit is the one selling disco biscuits

by glittery rainbow sprinkles May 22, 2006

Sack Biscuit

When one defecates while standing on their head, and lets the fecal material slide across their scrotum to fall. The resultant fecal 'snail trail' is dried with a hair dryer and peeled away, resulting in a dried feces chip.

"I was so constipated I almost passed out making my sack biscuit."

by Uncle_Scary May 6, 2010

biscuit kid

Poor kid, Trash

A budget kid who was raised on biscuits, always seen to be havin pieces of biscuits round its mouth, broken biscuits at that.

by MunkiRuss March 5, 2003

Flying Biscuit

When a guy and girl are 69ing but they are standing up and the guy is holding the girl so she's upside down - almost like she's flying. then she farts in his face but he can't move or let go b/c he'll drop her on her head...

Shirley, I really hope I don't give Bob a flying biscuit again like I did last night."

by Poopgirl March 5, 2010

Biscuit ersed

Scottish slang term meaning uncomfortable. Used all over the country but mostly heard on the east coast (in, for example, Edinburgh)
Think how uncomfortable you would feel and look if you were sitting on a chair after someone had put biscuit crumbs in your underpants. Thats where the term comes (or crumbs?) from.

I have shamed myself with that pun and i apologise unreservedly to my family, my friends and my future children who will now have to live with the shame, the ridicule, my thoughtless punning has wrought upon (a pun?) them. Oh no. No, not again. Please lord, HELP ME STOP THIS MADNESS!!!

After his inappropriate pun regarding pregnant nuns ("those currant buns, or pregnant nuns as i like to call them, are yummily tasty") while at a Catholic Nun Fan Club gathering, seamus looked biscuit ersed under the shocked, utterly horrified, stares of the devoted nun fans and vowed to never pun (or nun?) again.

by notpunny October 19, 2011