Uncle_Scary's definitions

Sack Biscuit

When one defecates while standing on their head, and lets the fecal material slide across their scrotum to fall. The resultant fecal 'snail trail' is dried with a hair dryer and peeled away, resulting in a dried feces chip.

"I was so constipated I almost passed out making my sack biscuit."

by Uncle_Scary May 6, 2010