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British

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why
by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019
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British Actor

a hot and normally adorable person, hot as fuck accent, and makes my day so much fuckin better
Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield are amazing british actors and could not be more fuckin hot
by FloridaCaliLife June 5, 2022
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british-types

Society's poison. They function that way EVERWHERE the go.

Along with denisovan-types -- filipinos, chaynese, indians (!!!!!!). The last the worst. Glad they did not have an empire. Right... As if they could organize like so. So much dysfunction with them.
Ex 1:

I'm playing the Civilization game? I want to make it interesting by fcking over my own civilization. Should I go about t by wars, famine, plague?.. Ah, I know, I'll just add british-types (english/anglo saxons at it's core) to the mix. That'll be VERY FUNNY.

Ex 2:

How do you spoil a girl? You cradle by her every whims, emotions, shower her with compliments? No. You put her around british-types. Forget katies, though. She's been that way before her friends found & hate on her (she doesn't see it, though). Only as much as you can do with German girls, really.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 22, 2022
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British shame

is what any pilot of any aircraft feels after being handed their ass by Germans in ANY context, be it a videogame, a sport or a real fight
damn, Germans shot down my plain again, ti's such a British shame
by Leo of the Харків February 10, 2024
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That’s so British

A general phrase used as a neutral descriptor
Wow that’s so British
by BBgone March 20, 2022
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British Airways

One of the airlines ran by Taylor Swift, british airways is fully owned by Taylor Allison Swifts and operates 178 flights daily.

And if you want club world (which is business class) you are required to watch all too well for about 25 times.
British airways is owned by queen Taylor swift.
by Princessdianaisqueen0010 August 2, 2022
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british

ty @tonyeffe777 for this
AO QUANTO CAZZO SO BRITISH
by lettereatheo January 14, 2018
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