Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Bagel

Pussy

Sharon: "'My bagel is bleeding'" means I'm on my period, Zeke.

by Jemima24 June 22, 2016

Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 25, 2016

Bágel

A socially acceptable term to describe a ladies vagina, sometimes more specifically referring to the actual hole. Similar to the name of a popular food in both appearance and sound, Bágel is pronounced with an appropriate HARD "a". Suitable for use within both work and social environments, the word is literally an all round sucess.

"I want you to butter my bágel"
"Fill my bágel"
"When Suzanne sat down I saw her bágel!"

by barbiehorror July 26, 2016

Baelog

When someone has to shit so many times during the work day that it creates a backlog in the office bathrooms and one can't find an available stall.

Mike Johnson had to Bae so many times today that it created a baelog. I had to go to four different bathrooms to finally find an empty stall.

by Bubblebear September 16, 2016

Bagel Sect

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.

"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Snoopish December 4, 2016