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Joined The Battle 

When someone makes a video or statement that supports Pewdiepie in his effort to keep Youtube from corporate hands AKA T-Series
Mr Beast just Joined The Battle after he bought billboards and AD Vans that say sub to Pewdiepie
Joined The Battle by FallenWaffle January 26, 2019

no u battle 

It's a kind of battle, where someone starts of by Person 1 calling Person 2 a word like amazing or cute

Then Person 2 replies "No u!", and Person 1 will reply back with "No u!"

It continues like that until one of them gtg or a 3rd person joins and says "Both of you"
Person 1: "You are a cutie"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 3: "Both of you"
*end of no u battle*
no u battle by CookiLover311 August 24, 2020

Douche flute battle 

These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...
Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....

Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?

Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
Douche flute battle by NDG123 January 20, 2022

Sonic Forces Speed Battle 

Absolute bliss, an experience like nothing else. Your mind will go blank and all you'll feel is full body pleasure like you're a divine being. The greatest game of all time.
I wish I could inject sonic forces speed battle into my bloodstream

bingus vs floppa epic battle 

bingus vs floppa is an awesome battle between life and death
look at the bingus vs floppa epic battle

What the Battle Pass 

An expression used to isolate swear words by using more tame expressions.
What the Battle Pass