The act of shooting a copious amount of cum into a condom, and proceeding to slap your partner across the face with the swollen rubber, causing it to pop all over their face.
After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend, she wouldn't shutup about Jersey Shore, so i gave her a sticky balloon to make her shut her mouth.
by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011
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This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.
Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
by Yoo657 December 26, 2011
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Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013
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by Horn-player April 27, 2017
Get the Blowing up the Balloon mug.Residents of Germany who unjustifiably antagonize those with faster vehicles, usually out of jealousy either of said vehicle, or more likely, of the penis.
by Monte December 16, 2003
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