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Ballooning

Blowing air into a "bafoon" (female sex organ) in order to make it queef.
Lukas: "Yeah bro, my girlfriend and I just tried ballooning last night and it was so hot!"
Jonathan: "nice."
by mommyballoon22 December 6, 2023
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The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
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ravioli dream balloon

When a dildo made of ground beef thaws inside a woman's vagina on her period, then a male with smegma has sex with same female with beef still inserted.
Man, I'd love to give her a ravioli dream balloon!
by Dream balloon September 2, 2022
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Hot Air Balloon

Blowing a raspberry on the vagina during 69
by Dionyssious April 22, 2019
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Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
He knows just how to tie her balloon.
by Zaerion February 25, 2023
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Balloon Spongebob

Balloon SpongeBob is a static PNG of, you guessed it, a Spongebob balloon. It originates from a series of memes on the internet which consists of putting music (Either scary or funny, depending on the video) on top of a video of the same Spongebob balloon floating around with no human in sight.
by Your bob August 30, 2022
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Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!
'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'
by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025
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