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awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"
Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.
by Crier98999 December 10, 2012
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Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.
Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.
by Jackkie-92 February 25, 2013
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Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.
"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."
by Shrubbery August 2, 2013
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Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.
Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"
by George FP January 1, 2014
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awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".
Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."
by butt_muncher July 17, 2014
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Awkward Porker

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!
by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015
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awkward test

We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend
Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5
by Austincmahone1 December 12, 2015
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