Awesome Blossom

The act of defecation

Hold up guys, I gotta drop an "Awesome Blossom"

Don't go in there for like 45 min., I just released an "Awesome Blossom"

Hey baby...did you see the "Awesome Blossom" I left for you?

by Southside Seff May 24, 2008

kick awesome

Something that is beyond awesome. A catchphrase by a forum goer by the name of derek. If something is just too cool for saying awesome, you would probably want to say kick awesome.

That drawing is kick awesome.

by derektherobot November 11, 2008

key of awesome

Typically describing the composition, the "key of awesome" is the set of notes that provides optimal foot tapping, steering wheel drumming, and air guitaring. Though lovers of classical music may argue that Mahler also composed in the key of awesome long before it was identified.

The "key of awesome" is not limited to music, and may describe the manner in which a person does anything.

While most classical and contemporary songs are written in the keys of C Major or Eb Minor, a rising number of individuals have been attempting to do all things "in the key of awesome"

by vitamincdl February 23, 2010

Awesome sauce

Someone, or something is so epically awesome. Like exponentially awesome. So Crazy awesome it melts into awesome sauce. You almost can't define how awesome it really is!

Tha girl you have on a pedestal is pretty awesome sauce.

by SomeDirtyGuy December 31, 2014

awesome-nest

a word meaning better than awesome, or better yet, most awesome

timmy: did you watch -insert good show here- last night?

ashey: yeah! it was awesome-nest!

by mrs.keehl-sama_mellobeminee January 25, 2009

Awesome Pocket

A woman's genitalia, otherwise known as a vagina.

Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.

They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.

I love her and her awesome pocket.

by Blaine Myers, Ryan Verde, Andy Peterson May 8, 2008

Full Awesome

A phrase used when something is completely awesome or fantastic. Is often combined with a "gangster-rap" hand motion.
Can be said without a gap, making it sound like a complete word.

"And like oh my god, I went to this totally amazing party and it was just full awesome."

"There was this full awesome granny at the swimming pool on Thursday. She managed to make me more moist than I already was, being in a swimming pool."

"I saw this girl and she was breathing through her vagina and it was FULL AWESOME!"

by Dionyios January 31, 2009