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The Steaming

An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.
As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.
by Gaburski October 21, 2019
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Steamed

When something happens and your real fucking mad and ready to throw hands.
"My nigga i'm fucking steamed I can't believe that headass did this"
by FuckWithKilistina November 20, 2016
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Steaming clarice

Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!
Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?
by Vinifera April 4, 2022
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Steaming Bear

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.
I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.
by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024
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Steam donkey

When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass
When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.
by Chad Beaver April 13, 2024
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Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020
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Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless
“Bro get on we’re being raided
I can’t steams updating
by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020
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