Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.

Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!

by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 06, 2018

Steam & Rye

The moment when someone goes too far on a night out. For example this person decides to stand on a table full of drinks, knocking them all over.

Craig went Steam & Rye at the end of the night.

by Young Gunn February 03, 2017

steam sesh

A really, really gay way of saying you fucked someone/thing

Just had a steam sesh with my girl, was pre nice

by cyph3r_cunt March 24, 2018

Steam-troll

1. To completely dominate one's opponent in competition, especially in situations involving internet trolling. 2. See also, "steamroll,"

The whole lobby was being harrassed by some punk on Xbox Live dropping expletives like candy. Finally Dexter had enough and completely steam-trolled the kid, who quit the game in a fit of rage.

by Shredhead713 August 28, 2019

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 04, 2010