Irish Hug

To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.

"Dude, you saw what Tammy did to Paul? He slapped her, then she gave him an irish hug! He apologized and made her a sandwich."

by John Joad October 16, 2008

Irish hello

Contrary to the Irish goodbye, an Irish hello is the act of promising others you will attend an event/party and then never showing up nor cancelling last minute.

Ryan committed an Irish hello when he RSVP'd to his friend's wife's birthday party , but decided he didn't want to go and never showed up or let anyone know, and looked like a total asshole.

by Rgogo May 4, 2016

Irish Intercourse

The act of having sex doggie style while leaving on your socks

My feet were really cold last night so we had Irish intercourse

by liamteddy December 13, 2008

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

Irish intercom

The act of screaming throughout the house to convey a message.

Mom, why don't you just come and talk to me instead of using the Irish intercom?

by Darkest of Lords June 18, 2010

Irish incinerator

The act of having your partner pour a bowl of pure capsaicin (the spiciest substance on the planet) onto your cock, resulting in an extremely painful, sometimes cock-fatal burning sensation.

My girlfriend got pissed at me so I got an Irish incinerator.

by AluminumPancake September 10, 2007

Irish Spring

Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;

Mike: "Man I love soda"

Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".

by BFB2ASS June 2, 2011