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Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022
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National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019
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Cannoli sex act

When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024
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act

shortened version of actually
by loomisme April 6, 2024
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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025
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Sister Act

Changing a religious hymn/carol's lyrics and beat to make it groovier, as seen in the movie "The Sister Act"
"Pentatonix really pulled a Sister Act on us"
by AlbyChu May 21, 2023
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