Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!

Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!

by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022

Penguin

A beastly person used for male people who have are medium height tall proud and handsome often leave people dazing at their awesomeness they are rather boastful characters

Monica: wow Jane did you see Jon at 5oclock

Jane: oh yes quite the penguin

by Anonymous012353 February 10, 2015

islandic penguin

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.

me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.

by associatedwnyc August 5, 2009

Penguin

Penguin is something really good

That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin

by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018

Kentucky Penguin

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky

Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin

by Dante real man December 8, 2022

porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.

Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.

by Candy179 September 24, 2021

Penguin <3

A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names

Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*

by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021