bitter bear

The animal equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Mike: Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Val: Don't be such a bitter bear.

by Ms. Downer May 20, 2009

Dry bear

A person who would rather sit inside watching TV than go out sledging when there's 12 inches of powder outside, or other similar outdoor activity

Hey Rob wanna go sledging?

Nah, two and a half men's on ennit

You dry bear

by High-bird December 2, 2010

Fun Bear

When your wife, or any other woman, enters a room in such a miserable mood, that she could suck the fun out playing black jack at a casino strip club with your midget best friend.

Somebody give the fun bear some fucking honey before she ruins the party!

by Lone Ranger636 November 14, 2010

Bear Wrestler

A somewhat burly man of average or taller than average height with lots of facial and body hair whom is also very cuddly and kissable, but also whom will not hesitate to kick your man's ass if he got out of line. Can usually be found attired in either a flannel shirt or a t-shirt with some sort of character on it, or sometimes a combination of both. Likes beef jerky, NASCAR races and homebrewed beer.

My man's a bear wrestler. I feel so safe when he's around; not to mention, warm, too.

by BearLover March 4, 2008

spooky bear

A black person who acts like or resembles a bear. Similar to junglebunny

Yo somebody call the zoo, this KFC's full of spooky bears.

by soadrocker22 December 17, 2007

Nervous Bear

1) When a person's scent reflects how a bear might smell when under stress or when faced with a challenging situation.

I was going to go to the concert with Louise, but she was smelling a bit nervous bear so I went with my mum instead.

by Thom Gins March 16, 2008

Bear toss

noun: a new market term that describes an argument or action that directly affects the market price positively.

A successful bear toss this morning by a new ASIC developer brought bitcoin's market price up 20%.

Before leaving Wikileaks, Julian Assange made a failed attempt at a bear toss by claiming that the US government was supporting bitcoin.

by Franklin D. Rosevelt May 7, 2013