Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

Sheep

Foolish mortals who follow the crowd and buy useless material items such as the iPhone and PlayStation 5.

Ew, you nasty herd of sheep. You buy iPhones and Playstations despite their prices.

by Adrien's Way June 21, 2021

sheeped

the opposite of goated (Greatest Of All Time-ed)

basically to be used when things are awful or cooked

bruh that whole conference was so sheeped

by HoodedNuts May 30, 2025

sheep juice

A reference to the Jonestown kool aid, that many people are unaware of the danger of drinking (believing). The epilogue of the Twilight Zone Season 4, episode 4 clearly explains why the MAGA movement is dangerous.

With all of the crazy things happening in DC, Sheep Juice must be in the water supply.

by Sgt. Hulka March 4, 2025

Chinese Sheep

A Chinese Sheep is a person who has pubes long enough to completely cover his/her private area.

Hey man, I fucked a Chinese Sheep last night.

by KuffedPants May 21, 2017

geek sheep

someone blindly following geek culture icons without being actually passionate about them.

look at all those geek sheep watching the new disney star wars movie!
i hear janet likes the ghostbusters reboot - what a total geek sheep!

by prdict0r May 23, 2021

Sheep shaggers

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots

It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019