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hunger faps

When you are hungry and horny at the same time.
by OCP360 July 27, 2018
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fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016
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Fap Free February

A hard month without busting a nutbeating your meat. This challange is really similar to No Nut November
Yo! Don't fap bro, it's Fap Free February!!!
by Fuckfortnite February 2, 2019
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Goon Fap

The act of touching yourself, also known as jerking off, until the skin comes off of one’s penis.
Alright Johnny, I’m gonna head home and goon fap into my brothers bong.
by Chickenjockey123 May 3, 2025
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Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)
"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."
by Matayugumi December 7, 2019
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chicken fap

A repetitive movement of an elbow on a penis until ejaculation. Resembles the dance move.
by The Angry Wiener October 30, 2017
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Jap Fap

An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.

Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity
Hey man I just received the best Jap Fap of my life
by Lolinight101 February 8, 2020
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