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Facebook zombie

Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.
1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.
by 4nic8er November 2, 2017
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jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
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zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.
Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.
by nezzreth July 24, 2016
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zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.
Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.
by irrealism September 25, 2012
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Zombie Headache

Headache resulting in the over-stay visit in Chicago airport due to delays.
His layover at Chicago Internation Airport caused him a zombie headache and eventually made him a zombie! Oh my!!
by Dr. Paper July 13, 2012
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zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.
Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.
by Raditude July 22, 2012
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zombie america

Idiots that frequent trendy places like Santa Monica CA.
People that voted for Obama are likely infected inhabitants of zombie america.
by 07TuscaniGT October 17, 2013
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