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Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls
Zach is a good friend
by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024
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Zach

zach is a little bitch with no friends and doesnt SHUT THE FUCK UP
by PhilbertKratosIII April 28, 2022
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Zach

some random dibshit: hey Zach can I say "ur mom" in here

Zach: yeah you can
by Pompano April 13, 2021
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Zach

Zach is one of the most kindest boys' you will ever meet, trust me.

he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
random: 'darn, i wish i knew a zach..'
me: 'hes my bestfriend. (:'
by megluvsuu October 4, 2020
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Zach

such a bitch heartbreaker looks like a fucking fish thinks he is "aesthetic" but the thing is he dresses like a fuckboy that is just at the corner of your streets fuck you
this michael dude thinks he is cool but the reality is that he is "zach"
by p0s3id0n1sh0t1219 November 22, 2021
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Unko Zach

Biggest puss of all time, can’t shotgun a beer, likes to sleep at parties.
I ain’t no Unko Zach!!!
by Unko Zach April 6, 2020
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Zach Claybrook

"I FUCKING HATE ZACH CLAYBROOK" -everyone
Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM
by bruhsnake11 April 13, 2024
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