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Perfect Woman

Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
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womanizing fuckboy

A man who convinces bitches,that he loves them but don't give two fucks about a hoe!

He gives them the bomb D, and keeps them coming back for more. Woman hate that they gives to much of themselves to him!
Womanizing fuckboy:

He is the suavecito of womanizing fuck boys(Fuck boy).
by Vegas_beast702 May 16, 2016
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woman pocket

woman pocket, in others words the VAGINA! where else can you hide stuff for long periods of time. lol. use at your own risk!
Cops pull up....
Dude,"Oh shit the weed!"
Chick,"Quick i'll put it in my woman pocket!"
by Lacey Rymer December 3, 2007
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honest woman

A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
by Reiki Master May 4, 2005
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American woman

The American woman is the luckiest female on earth. Not only does she have her cake, but she eats it too. The American woman is sensitive but strong; emotional but highly empathetic; has unlimited freedom but also receives polite chivalry from many American men; she can express her opinions freely. The American woman evolved from strong pioneer women, majestic slave women, women who bravely crossed dangerous borders to get here -- American women evolved from the strongest of strong women and that's why you both admire and treat American women with the respect they rightly deserve. American women, all of them, are amazing.
Oh that's Hannah. She's an American woman, don't mess with her unless you want trouble. Also, I want her to have my babies.
by Usradpounce June 3, 2019
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Hotted Woman

Molly, Rae, Mikey, and sometimes Sheldon.; A rare species with legs too long to be on the cover of Vogue.
Hotted woman is super funky.
by MikeyAngelo December 28, 2020
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Woman Reppeler

Someone who is an absolute woman repeller is one who can never find love and will eventually be gay
Person one: Have you seen Solomon?
Person two: Yeah he is an absolute woman reppeler
Person one: Ik lmao
by East Vagina July 3, 2019
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