woke

red-pill for blue-pilled people

Fuck straws they're bad for turtles, I wish more people were woke to these issues like me.

by hahapoopie4323 December 29, 2019

Wokeness

A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.

Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!

by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023

woke

Someone who takes it upon themselves to be offended for other people, usually over things nobody asked them to care about, nobody elected them to speak on, and that the “offended” folks don’t even see as offensive. Still, they march on like it’s their sworn duty.

"Fat is the new thin", declared the woke person, not realising living over 40 is more important than fake feelings.

Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.

by Bobakka August 12, 2025

woke

a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.

I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.

by dogforlife January 20, 2023

I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"

"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024

by ran2010 January 2, 2025

Woke

(Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior

Sasha said she was woke and pro choice because nobody wanted to fuck her.

by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023

Woke

To be hateful racist ,intolerant and sexist without repercussion as well as pushing toxic degenerate behaviour and pushing fringe minority immoral behaviour onto the masses. While pretending to be virtuous and a being of morality which is a false and leads to more hatred and division

To be woke was meant to be virtuous but failed to do so and instead breeded intolerance and hatred

by Count R December 22, 2024