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Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.
I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point
by Titonymous September 19, 2018
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Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.
"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
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eskimo-in-law

When you have sex with someones partner’s sibling.
You had sex with my girlfriends sister? Dude now where eskimo-in-laws!
by 1234556780 November 13, 2019
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Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
by HoosierMan May 4, 2010
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Jill's Law

The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.
"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"
by NoEnd February 12, 2021
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Schmitt's Law

A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.
According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.
by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011
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constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 2, 2014
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