If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.
by Titonymous September 19, 2018
Get the Barbara’s Law mug.The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.
"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
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Get the eskimo-in-law mug.In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
by HoosierMan May 4, 2010
Get the Tim's Law mug.The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.
by NoEnd February 12, 2021
Get the Jill's Law mug.According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.
by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011
Get the Schmitt's Law mug.A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 2, 2014
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