Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.

Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.

by Azuroh June 2, 2013

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Watermelon Sugar

pussy. a song about pussy.

"Tastes like strawberry's on a summer evening" - Watermelon Sugar, Harry Styles

by your/mum March 26, 2021

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Watermelon sugar

Anything addicting like the orgasmic sweetness of watermelon juice

He smelled so good, like taking a bite of watermelon sugar on on warm lit Saturday night with our friends on the front porch rockin' to "Jack 'n Diane" landing a kiss on my honey's lips.

by Myles/Tito May 24, 2021

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Watermelon Sugar

1) a colloquial term for a type of illegal substance.
2) a term used for male precum while giving oral sex.

1: Where'd you get that Watermelon Sugar?
2: Oh, I got it from Drug Dealer in the alleyway next to Apartment Building.

1: Yeah, I released a whole bunch of Watermelon Sugar right in her mouth!

by mr_onomatopoeia September 14, 2021

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