demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste

Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.

by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Paddy Wagon

The term Paddy Wagon actually goes back to the early 1700s in southern states when big tough unskilled Irish immigrants were hired to pursue runaway slaves or transport slaves to new owners or otherwise control defiant slaves. These men were called "Paddy Rollers". These Paddy Rollers were given horse drawn wagons to use to transport the slaves hence "Paddy Wagons".

The slaves were thrown into the Paddy Wagon by the Irish Paddy Rollers.

by Jerry8141 September 29, 2019

wagon ride

A ride on a wagon for carrying passengers as a transport for a journey or an adventure.
A ride on a child's wagon.

I like to go on a wagon ride.

by Ritacca February 18, 2023

Wagoneer

Someone who makes millions.. no, billions.. no, trillions with wagons

The best way to make money in BDO is to be a Wagoneer

by Entropey November 11, 2017

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014