Inappropriate Weasel

An idiot or a super silly chicken nugget

You are ugly so you’re an Inappropriate Weasel

by ah1124 April 02, 2019

Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.

"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."

by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023

Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.

(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.

Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.

by mikecoxhuge August 04, 2024

Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man

Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?

by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011

Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.

Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.

by Lucky the RC September 09, 2020