Vegan

An angry white woman with very little common sense, usually called Ms Kadie.
Or someone refraining from consuming animal products and animal byproducts.

"CHANGE YOUR RELIGION FOR THE VEGAN TEACHER"

pls help me I'm vegan

by Quackss October 31, 2020

Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.

She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye

by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017

Vegan Fries

Potatoes that were exiled from their rightful roots and were cut to fit a French Friess shape

Vegan fries Vegan Fries are horrible things

by Dreamrr April 20, 2018

Vegan

A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy

not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.

Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft April 26, 2022

Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.

Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.

by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023

Vegan

All you need to know vegan=gay

Eww your vegan?

by Anonimousboeh October 10, 2020

Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.

Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.

by Dr DF September 2, 2017