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angry vegan

Usually a bus driver that only has barely any money and yells at innocent children. Usually ones named matt and Owen. She only eats vegetables but is yet still fat.
Awww. That bus driver is such an angry vegan
by Angry Vegan March 31, 2017
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Vegan

Vegan is a word often used by a person who goes by the online name of "Blair".
It is often used as an insult towards another person.
blair: YOU FUCKING DONKEY LIPPED VEGAN TALBE CON ARTIST BITCH
dan: damn i felt that :(
by //Mr. Pumpkin Head\\ December 29, 2018
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Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.
Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!
by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023
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Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"
"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"
by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016
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vegan pancakes

1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.

2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.

b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.

c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.

2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!

b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
by whatsthatoverthere October 19, 2015
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Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
by VeganAlex March 23, 2024
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stockholm vegan

A stockholm vegan is someone claiming to be vegan but still consumes lacto ovo products. In its broader sense it can also mean a Person fully capable of digesting lactose and gluten but rejects it due to the fashion statement
-Dude did you just put milk in your tea? i didn't know you were a stockholm vegan!! your such a poser!
by mitotim March 3, 2018
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