Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.
“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025

When you are masturbating and ejaculate while your hand is at top stroke, leaving cum in your hand, like a vanilla cone drips
by seniorslime October 10, 2019

Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.
Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.
Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.
by Someone who is bored 123 January 19, 2022

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

by Bombsrus August 19, 2022
