When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
by RubyD August 25, 2025

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017

by chinooks July 5, 2010

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.
Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
by wilnym February 11, 2022

A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST July 11, 2007

by haru (haruka kurosaki) May 31, 2022

by Chevy24chase July 12, 2018
