Beyoncé of stan Twitter

Not BigBankBby

The Beyoncé of Stan Twitter is not BigBankBby nor BigBankBbby

by BABEY H03 April 12, 2021

Fuuta (the one from twitter)

Fuuta means goofy. It can be used for real people or inanimate objects.

Example a.
Person 1: "You're looking very Fuuta (the one from twitter) today"
Person 2: "That's mean"

Example b.
Person 1: "That painting looks Fuuta (the one from twitter)"

by Mlnonaraidate July 18, 2022

Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.

I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.

by Combo_42 November 19, 2021

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

stan twitter ariana grande

a part of stan twitter that stans a talented singer called ariana grande. problematic most of the time but also hilarious

beyonce stan: stan twitter ariana grande is problematic
ariana stan: shut up

by h2gari January 8, 2019

Twitter Bookin The Face Page

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.

Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

by Josh Thaa Man May 2, 2009

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

Verb.

F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011