by Saraa Palin August 3, 2009
Get the Turtles on the runwaymug. Highly evolved human form consistant of
Part Turtle / Part Monkey:
An insane, silly, complex monkey that keeps everything you ever wanted to know locked inside his turtle shell. He is intelligent, sexy, mysterious, sweet (when he wants to be), great at a number of sexual favors, and good conversation (when he can be pulled away from his electronic toys). One day I may just have to smash his shell with a hammer and reveal all his secrets. He has a sidekick named Tony, who really knows how to work it. His toungue will drive you insane. His lips will make you melt. His complexity will never cease to amaze you, as you lie awake at night pondering how he just made your toes tingle and your eyes fill with tears....
Part Turtle / Part Monkey:
An insane, silly, complex monkey that keeps everything you ever wanted to know locked inside his turtle shell. He is intelligent, sexy, mysterious, sweet (when he wants to be), great at a number of sexual favors, and good conversation (when he can be pulled away from his electronic toys). One day I may just have to smash his shell with a hammer and reveal all his secrets. He has a sidekick named Tony, who really knows how to work it. His toungue will drive you insane. His lips will make you melt. His complexity will never cease to amaze you, as you lie awake at night pondering how he just made your toes tingle and your eyes fill with tears....
Who knew?...that Turtle Monkey would flip my world upside down and leave me standing at the edge of the earth with my mouth wide open, wondering what the hell happened to my sanity?
by afina May 1, 2006
Get the turtle monkeymug. by Shady Figure October 5, 2011
Get the Turtle headingmug. Retardedly slow drivers who insist on going at least 10 miles under the speed limit, whilst in snychronization, causing the brains of all drivers behind the turtles to explode out of the tops of their heads.
When you're driving & 2 (or more) nitwits (usually people 55+) are having a turtle race at the exact same speed as eachother (generally 45 mph & lower) in front of you, making it so no one can pass until another lane opens, resulting in you, the driver, screaming really loudly due to infuriation.
by feirinnheit April 4, 2009
Get the Turtle Racemug. Why
by Izalle October 9, 2019
Get the SAVE THE TURTLESmug. Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
Or, alternatively,
Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
Or, alternatively,
Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
by Daphne M. September 21, 2007
Get the barking turtlemug. noun or adj.
a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male
Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.
Derivitive:
total sasauge fest
total sasuage - uage = total sas
total sas = turtle sauce
a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male
Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.
Derivitive:
total sasauge fest
total sasuage - uage = total sas
total sas = turtle sauce
Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.
If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.
If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.
by negrodamusstillpimpin March 31, 2008
Get the Turtle Saucemug.