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turkey-licious

Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.

Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
I hope everyone has a turkey-licious Thanksgiving!

Love,
Leslie
by Lars Larson VIII December 23, 2007
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Turkey Tugging

Dude, quit turkey tugging and lets go.
by johnniewalker2284 April 29, 2009
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Turkey Tractor Pull

when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.
She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off
by Mateze December 2, 2010
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turkish penny

the flicking of the anus during fellatio
Jack: "darling, might you treat me to a turkish penny this evening?"
Mark: "but of course! spread those pins and pucker up!"

(Mark flicks Jack's bum'ole)
by jadadude February 27, 2011
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Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.
I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.
by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012
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Turkish Sunroom

When a group of people hot box a bedroom with cigarettes
Oscar totally turkish sunroomed his apartment with Sean and Charles
by Kinger92 December 3, 2011
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turkey fight

When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.

Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)

Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!

Challenged: I accept. On-guard!

Example 2)

Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"

Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"

Example 3)

In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
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