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wolf ticket

used to designate one's awareness that an untruth has been told
Sarah Palin: "Nancy Pelosi wants 'Death Panels.'"
Keith Olbermani: "I'm calling Wolf Ticket on that!"

Obviously this is much more politically and socially sensitive than saying, "She's a liar!" or "She's full of c***!" or "What BS!"
by imlmo September 13, 2009
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Tie Tucked

the act of inserting a tie into a woman's vagina...and somehow feeding it through so it comes out her asshole..
boy 1: "hey man did you and jane make out at the party last night?

boy 2: "no...but I tie tucked the shit out of her

boy 1: "awesome"
by weird-man March 18, 2009
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Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.
by Lucinda September 6, 2005
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golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets
what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?
by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 25, 2010
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Tucker Carlson

A so-called 'journalist' from FOX News who hates America.

See: Russian Asset
Tucker Carlson sucks rotten eggs imported straight from Russia.
by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos April 15, 2022
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ticketyboo

A word Tom Graves uses to positively indicate an item has been checked off a list.
Tom Graves: Do you have a costume for the relay?
Me: Yes, I have a full-on, adult cow costume with udders and everything that I'll be running in.
Tom Graves: Well then you're all ticketyboo.
Me: What?
by Stevo90277 April 19, 2010
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mimble tucker

A large hairy part of a horses bottom
Geez, You guys are such large nimble Tuckers.
by Dan December 22, 2003
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