Ohio Trail Mix

When a Very over weight woman has dingle berrys (shit clumps)scabs, yeast Infection and crumbs from her hourly meal in her pubic hair as a meal for her fat loving lover

Kenneth/"Dude last night I ate Gertrude's Ohio Trail Mix that shit was delicious!" David/"Bro scrape off a bag for me next time!"

by Smube December 26, 2023

Trailed

over talking about one subjuct for too long.

Narrator: Ben takes supersizesd hit from bong
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.

by whatitisdoe February 22, 2019

Trail Mix

When you have a third nut, and it continues to split.

Kc: My nuts keep multiplying
Cadle: That's just the trail mix
KC: the what?
Cadle: trail mix

by Liamisaginger January 1, 2021

get off my trail

Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.

"Yo bro aren't you broke?"

"Get off my trail"

Or

"Get off my trail and stop following me."

by GrimmjowJaegerjaquez2728 November 8, 2023

rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.

Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

Ho Trails

Like the word hot trail

If you take the the “T” of hot and move it to the word rail it becomes “Ho Trail”
the act of snorting a line of crystal meth through the nose by heating up the end of a glass pipe and then opening your mouth to release white smoke
dayum!

Are you ready trail blaze on the ho trail! Give me directions to the “ho trails”

by Mkmelee July 10, 2022