Sloppy Bros

When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.

"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

bro tits

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.

Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.

by jeromius September 15, 2010

heritage bro

A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.

"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."

by ravie December 2, 2013

Bro-Tex

Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.

Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?

D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.

by claiming June 18, 2011

bro repellent

any discussion (usually between those of the female gender) pertaining (but is not limited) to one or more of the following subjects:
periods
wedding dresses
women's rights
abortion
STDs
abstinence
general negativity towards the male gender
dildos
Zack Efron
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's hair
Justin Bieber's age
Bowel movements (last 4 are synonymous, we know)
anything that is a self cockblock to prevent getting involved with bros or playahs

Girl 1- That frat is filled with a bunch of playahs and bros, why even go?
Girl 2- Oh I just go and drop some bro repellent and any guy that gives a good input I know is worth talking to.
Girl 1- oh wow! thats smart.
Girl 2- Hasn't worked yet in a frat...
Girl 1- Hmmm, maybe cuz they're all literally bro's..of a frat.
Girl 2- Damn.

by bigrondolover999 April 12, 2011

Bro Summit

A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.

Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.

Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?

This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.

by Fourbroko November 29, 2010

GoPro Bro

Fiercely bonded, a GoPro bro will always help a bro set up their GoPros to capture their broventures. Bros always be making sick videos and sharing their gnarly spills and thrills to bros all over the world. There's an old saying that marines say to each other, never leave a man behind, there are several classic movies like this, Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, well the GoPro bro is one in the same, never leaving a bro alone with a GoPro, always there, forever, endlessly helping, the GoPro bro realize their brotastic and awesome GoPro brospereinces. GoPro bros forever.

That GoPro Bro over there issure having a ball capturing there sick hacky sack tricks with his other GoPro bros. I wish I could be a GoPro bro one day.

by NonetMinusOne January 8, 2015