tim krull

he has a sweet body
he is a very y boy
he has hot abs

i want tims tight hot ass

by weener February 17, 2005

tim.

oh my woot woot. woW

can i barrow a dollar
can i barrow a penny
can i have some crust
can i have a sip
can i have a chip
can i have a piece of bbq
can i stop mooching? HELL NO.

by dax February 28, 2005

Tim Tam Slam

Feeding her Tim Tams while she does tricks on it.

Damn, Tammy really loves getting Tim Tam slammed.

by Foxago October 7, 2023

Tim’s Hail Mary

When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier

My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary

by Vcsm June 7, 2018

Tim bracken

He likes girls called zara and he is the best at wheelies

Tim bracken went to the beach

by Googlemail4 June 16, 2019

better tim

Better Tim is a clone of Tim, made by the cloning device Tim built in the future, which was accessed through the time machine Better Tim built. And he's better than Tim. In pretty much every way.

-Hey who's that?
That's Better Tim
-Better?
Yeah better
--In pretty much every way
Totally, PLUM ME
--'bleurg"

by Better Tim November 27, 2013

tim misagal

stupid action. stupid person. idiot.

"did you hear she pulled a tim misagal last night?"

"yeah.. that was incredibly stupid of her."

by sophia road October 14, 2011