Thomas Sanders 

Thomas Sanders became famous on the dead social media site Vine. Once Vine died, Thomas moved to YouTube, like all the other viners. He's a fucking precious cinnamon roll and he needs to be protected at all times along with his Sanders Sides Ceativity/Roman, Logic/Logan, Morality/Patton and Anxiety/Virgil

Friend: Are you still obsessed with vines

Me: No, only Thomas Sanders.

Thomas Sanders by Panic! At The Everywhere October 13, 2018

Thomas Sanders 

A precious cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs, along with Logic/Logan, Morality, Prince, and Anxiety.

Omg! He's such a Thomas Sanders!

Thomas Sanders by MoonMoony March 7, 2017

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

Thomas Jefferson High School by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

Thomas Green 

Thomas Green is an intellectual being who has ascended the intelligence of all human beings. Therefore, he is dummy thick and sometimes concentrates his anger into the motion of rubbing his thighs

Shaggy Dongins: Bro I'm about to weewee Thomas Green style
Rowley Jefferson: poopo

Thomas Green by obama hater 6422 August 22, 2019

Thomas Friedman 

Thomas Friedman is an ex-pornstar and op-ed writer for the New York Times. Friedman is a 'radical centrist, and writes from the point of view of the creamy middle of the political spectrum. Like other journalistic hacks, he believes that bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship is the greatest good politicians should strive for, regardless of the outcome. He is also known for his advocacy of a 'Third Party' candidacy for president, despite the fact that most of his political views are already represented by Centrist Democrats and President Obama.

Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."

Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.

Guy #1: Did you read today's Thomas Friedman op-ed? He was talking about how a Paan vendor in Mumbai told him that globalization is like an inverted ice cream cone with a sizzling steak on top of it with a wireless internet connection. I've got no clue what the hell he's talking about.

Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.

Thomas Friedman by Ufotofu9 August 5, 2011

thomas katsouleas

The 16th president of the University of Connecticut. His last name is practically impossible to spell so everyone just calls him TomKat. Also is a big meme at UConn somehow.

How do you spell Thomas Katsouleas' last name? Katsolayes? Katseouleous?

thomas katsouleas by Perilous Procrastinator September 16, 2020

Thomas Paine 

The original T-Pain.

Thomas Paine = T. Paine = T-Pain

Thomas Paine by systemicfailure February 17, 2010