by Zach June 26, 2004
Masturbating with oneself.
Greg: "Sarah, Jessica, and I had a three-way last night, son! What you do?!"
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."
by ReyCHUL August 24, 2011
when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive whores and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.
Tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way
by colon plow May 01, 2005
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by scott teele January 16, 2010
The most sarcastic phrase someone would ever say, the kind of phrase when someone is talking about something boring and you want to respond with no effort
by RandomGuy246 March 06, 2022
by A friend of mine June 21, 2018