Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
Get the unicorn ranchermug. by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018
Get the Sexy Unicornmug. Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.
My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016
Get the massage unicornmug. Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.
by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
Get the Zee-unicornmug. Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014
Get the flannel unicornmug. I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride
by Erickom May 7, 2018
Get the Unicorn ridemug. He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
by Moopigjr June 26, 2018
Get the Unicorn buttmug.