Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table

What Kanye West said to Alex Jones

"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler"
- Kanye West

by TheSmallestBird April 02, 2023

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

by posaidon April 13, 2023

Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 22, 2019

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped

by the-all-giving August 31, 2022