warm sock

A sock that was recently cam in.

Bro that is my warm sock

by Max well 1234567 August 27, 2017

Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021

Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.

Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame

by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021

Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”

Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.

by The messageman October 29, 2022

sex with socks

Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy

I just had amazing sex with socks with that girl (s)

by 16 titular February 16, 2023

homey sock

A pool ball inside a sock and then taped so it doesn't split when used as a weapon

That boy dropped when he got raped with that "homey sock "!

by The slyman March 8, 2020