poop standoff

a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.

julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.

by funnygurl February 24, 2010

poop fetus

When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)

"My poop fetus was premature and it only weighed 5 pounds, 8 ounces at birth."

by Dookeydoctor August 20, 2011

food poop

when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.

I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid

The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite

by mahsita69 December 3, 2009

Poop Wheel

An animal exercise wheel covered in excrement, due to a lack of cleaning.

As you can see the hedgehog really despises his poop wheel.

by Treesrule July 24, 2009

Poop Plunger

Derogatory statement for a homosexual.

"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

E-Poop

The act of defecating while surfing the internet on your laptop.

Dude, I'm sending you this IM while I'm makin' an e-poop!

by GreyGooseCosmoGirl May 30, 2007

Poop Island

When you take such a large dump that the poop piles above the water line in the toilet and forms a small island.

Oh man, I blasted a dookie so huge that it formed a poop island that barely flushed.

by NickIPO October 1, 2007