Wet itch

Female masturbation in regards to a wet sometimes loose vagina that makes a moist smacking sound.

My roommate decided to take care of her wet itch while I was sleeping.

by Thisguy58 March 16, 2015

wet meatloaf

When you jizz in your girlfriend anus or vagina and then you finish it off by eating the rest out.

jizzwet meatloafanusvaginaloaf

by Steeler2009 September 22, 2013

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019