A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!

"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"

by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

Talkeetna surprise

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.

That toilet is total talkeetna surprise

by Hazzah#1 April 23, 2018

tuna surprise

a fishy ass pussy

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.

by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 5, 2021

barf surprise

A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water.

MMM that was good barf surprise.

by Paula & Christina. January 14, 2007

manhunt surprise

When u drill a girl hard until she's ready to cum- you pull out and her hole remains gaping - and you stick your tounge way in there as far as you can to receive her gush of cream goodness.

Tom received a warm mouthful from lauren when he gave her a manhunt surprise during there one night stand in the back seat of his 69 cutless.

by CarlettoLam May 19, 2010

talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018