face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013

Ring Face

A look of pure drunken horror involving unnatural facial contortions and a gaping, twisted mouth.

"We killed that bottle of Stroika, and then you couldn't lose the Ring Face all night!"

by TheKidDynamite October 28, 2009

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

Unwashed Face

When you engage In something without the proper preparation or skill to do it correctly.

Adam: I'm joining the Band Club! I'll be assigned to The Guitar, I'm gonna play so good!

Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're

going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!

by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022

plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.

Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)

by baldinhuhes December 18, 2017