joke ting

Someone who messes your feelings/you around as a result the person shouldn't been taken seriously.

This guy is a joke ting he told me he'd meet me at 5pm.

by lelloyemon October 3, 2023

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Sum Ting Wong

A racist term for Asian people with a similar phrase, “Something Wrong”

Ms Willy: Is there Sum Ting Wong with your homework assignment?

by vereb August 8, 2023

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Lang Ting Close

ledgendary resiidence of real bodmon in camden

Me outside Lang ting close brudda

by I<3BBW April 21, 2024

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A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.

Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.

by FessSquad May 10, 2024

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Portuguese ting

A Portuguese girl/guy that is hotter than the Portuguese sun but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. You already had a lot of fun together but nothing official. You can't stay away but if you get too close, you will get burned.

Did you also see my Portuguese ting at the beach today? I couldn't look away and had to go into the ocean in order to cool down again.

by malandro110 November 25, 2021

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